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What you have to do is hope that your kids grow up to be really good liars like me, so everytime there's a dent or nick "I dunno, never noticed it before. I didn't hit anything..."
-Earlier that day G_Frost backs out of a space at Sonic and dents the hell out of the side of his car...-
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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