07-05-2006, 07:03 AM
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Misanthropic
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Originally Posted by maleficent
bastard - he doesn't even care about your poor brain tumor riddled mother in need of her medication...
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I know! What as asshole...
I reply
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Thank you so much for getting back to me, it has been hectic around here lately. I will write to the Barrister today asking for some more time, and I will send the $520 either tomorrow morning, or Friday afternoon, depending on if I can take the Brain Tumor pills back to the doctor's office. My Mom will not be happy about this, because without the pills, she could go into a relapse, and possibly die. But I think she understands the reward we will receive!
Here is the letter I need you to write out:
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To whom it may concern at the TFP:
Mr. Sexton has been a huge asset to us here in Brazil. He has treated many a membrane, and he even once treated my own when it went dry. By the grace of god and Mr. Sexton I would not have survived the displacement in my membrane. He is a national treasure, and he is worthy of the $37,500 that he should be rewarded for his efforts.
I ask you good sir, what would have happened if not for Mr. Sexton's efforts? I for one would be dead or in a coma, and my poor baby girl Maleficent would be without a father and an uncle. (and a cousin for that matter) Thank you ever so much for sending him to us here in the deepest darkest part of the Brazilian desert, Granoamtoin. It was like a prayer that he descended upon us, fighting infection and treating the sick. I fear that without his continued efforts, all will be lost, and Brazil will suffer from the dreaded Tympanic Membrane Disease.
I will also send in the picture that Mr Sexton took of us here in the village, and the sign we made thanking him and the TFP for their efforts. I don not have it loaded on the computer as of yet, I will soon, but it reads:
"Thank you TFP, without your efforts, everyone in this picture would be dead from Tympanic Membrane Disease"
Once again, thank you TFP for sending us this angel known to you as Mr. Sexton, but known to myself and the villagers as Jesus incarnate. May god always bless the TFP (Tympanic Federal Protectorate)
Chieftain Thomas Cole
Obi Won Tribe, Brazil
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If you can write it out in long hand, and sign it, then scan it, and e-mail it to me, I can forward it to the TFP. With that and a photograph, I can have my $37,500 within a few hours! God be willing and graceful. I will contact you about the specifics of the photograph as soon as we can get this letter written out and scanned and sent to me. Also, can you make it look like it was written by someone that does not have such a strong grasp of writing skills as you obviously do, it is supposed to be coming from a person that is not as educated as yourself. If you have any questions, please ask. Soon my dear friend, our money problems will be over!
Thank you and the baby Jesus, and may god bless us with this transaction and your eyes respectively!
Brian
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I win?
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.
~Halx
Last edited by Crack; 07-05-2006 at 08:56 AM..
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