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Old 07-03-2006, 10:54 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Another e-mail from Thomas Cole


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Dear Brian,

How are you? Did you get my last mail?

So how much have you been able to raise now? let me know so we both will put our head together and find a way to conclude this transaction.

Write to the probate attorney that he should give you some time that you come up with the balance .

Hoping to hear from you soon.

Regards,

Thomas Cole.
and My reply

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Mr Cole,

I recieved your last e-mail, I am doing well.
I was unable to raise any solid amount of money. This just came up at the wrong time, if it were a month later, I would have had more than enough to pay for yours and my halfs together! But right now I am unable. The only money I have on hand is around $520 cash, but that money is slated to pay for the brain tumor pills for my sickened mother. Should I use that money to help this transaction go through? Should I send you the money and not buy the pills? I am unsure, please advise.

There is another matter I would like to speak to you about that you might be able to assist me with, which would surely solve mine (and our) money problem for good. The Charity I am to be recieving a cash amount from is dragging their feet in making good on their end. They are saying that I did not full meet my end of the deal.
You see, I was supposed to be working for them, helping them in treating Tympanic membrane's of people's in the third world. I was recently in Brazil treating the natives there, and when I returned, I was supposed to get $37,200 for my effort. But the charity (TFP, Tympanic Federal Protectorate) is now saying I did not provide them with a Public Relations picture, or a letter stating how much I helped. Without these things, I do not get the money.
This is where you can help me. I pray to sweet Jesus that you can help. I need a letter saying that I was actually there, and I was doing good work for our lord jesus and the TFP respectively. This can come from any source, but it needs to be hand written, and sent from somewhere outside of the united states. Mr. Cole, you are the only person I know that is outside of the united states! That letter and a public relations picture is all I need to get my $37,200, and then I will be able to pay for my half, ($3500) and I can even send you some money back since you were so nice and put up some of your own money! How much did you spend, $4000, and $500 from your sweet wife? I can repay all of that, knowing that I will soon be in possession of a good half of the US11.5Million!

Please good sir, I hope we can still get this worked out, may god bless this transaction and our eyes respectively!
Brian.
lets see if he takes the bait.
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