Just wait a few years and phase out cash all together. Debit cards are more popular than ever and are much neater/cleaner than carrying around cash. Of course, without cash, I'm not sure what I'd slip in the stripper's g strings. Maybe they'll have to have a swipe reader on sniffer's row.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra
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