Originally Posted by Redlemon

Just to answer the question you aren't asking, there's a great product called Earplanes. They are disposable pressure regulating earplugs you wear during takeoff and landing. My wife can't self-regulate her ear pressure, and has been rendered nearly blind due to ear pressure/pain during some bad landings. She now can fly with no problems.

They can be found in most pharmacies, over by the regular earplugs.