JUNGLE JUICE!
Buy tote (or clean one you have)
Pour entire bottle of everlcear in bottom of tote
Pour 3 gallons of that cheap juice shit you get at the local grocery store -- fruity flavored
Takes about 25 seconds to make, perfect ratio .. make sure you keep the juice cold the day before.
THATS how you get wasted on cheap shit quickly..serves about 16 to mildly drunk, 12 to belligerent.