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simonrex22 · 06-28-2006, 06:51 AM

Most of my adventurous masturbations happened when i was in early high school or a little younger. I used to like standing in front of the mirror and watching myself. then i put my balls up on the cold sink counter in the bathroom which was quite intense due to the cold counter. The only problem was cleaning off the mirror.

Another one was walking around the house all alone and jerking off in every room of the house just to do it. Im not sure what the benefits of that were.

More recently, i had a new neighbor move in next door and the wife was a pretty sexy 34 year old. For a while i would go to the window and wait for her to come outside to smoke a cigarette. I became a daily activity. The great thing was that she always wore tight tops and small shorts.

Oh yeah, when i was about 19 and working in a small retail store, AC Moore, which is a crafts store so there are nothing but women that come in there. Sometimes you get these women with their tits hanging out and i would get so horny i had to go to the bathroom to releive myself.

06-28-2006, 06:51 AM	#8 (permalink)
simonrex22 Insane	Most of my adventurous masturbations happened when i was in early high school or a little younger. I used to like standing in front of the mirror and watching myself. then i put my balls up on the cold sink counter in the bathroom which was quite intense due to the cold counter. The only problem was cleaning off the mirror. Another one was walking around the house all alone and jerking off in every room of the house just to do it. Im not sure what the benefits of that were. More recently, i had a new neighbor move in next door and the wife was a pretty sexy 34 year old. For a while i would go to the window and wait for her to come outside to smoke a cigarette. I became a daily activity. The great thing was that she always wore tight tops and small shorts. Oh yeah, when i was about 19 and working in a small retail store, AC Moore, which is a crafts store so there are nothing but women that come in there. Sometimes you get these women with their tits hanging out and i would get so horny i had to go to the bathroom to releive myself. Last edited by simonrex22; 06-28-2006 at 06:54 AM..