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You've been done in by 100 proof grain alcohol...?
I think that trashing yourself on cheap liquor and kool-aid is an important part of growing up, and come Sunday I'll be sure to have an update on the joys of getting myself stupidly sick.
Plus who knows if it'll be a perfectly good evening, maybe the everclear will be able to pick up what might be an otherwise boring evening?
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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