maleficent

keep this up, kiddo, and you'r gonna be an alcoholic by the time you're old enough to drink legally... Be careful, eh?

Disguising everclear (or really bad vodka)

Take one watermelon
Cut a small hole (plug) in the watermelon, keep the plug)
Pour everclear into watermelon - shoudl take about a cup or two
Put plug back into watermelon and put melon in fridge
roll melon every 20 minutes or so to distribute booze

after bout 6 hours - cut melon - eat melon - hold onto floor as the room spins

Keeping a bucket nearby is also good.

/me recalls back in the day when everclear, or whatever the trade name was then, was sold in hardware stores for use in cleaning lawnmowers and other hardware... and you want to drink that stuff?

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