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longbough · 06-26-2006, 08:42 PM

As it says: What's your most stupid, dangerous and/or funny jerkoff stunt?

You know how it goes ... you've got some private jerkoff time to yourself ... so you get some wacky idea to try something ... different. Maybe it's dangerous ... and probably stupid ... but you do it anyway ....

Years ago I wanted to see if I could cum into my own mouth. I kinda wanted to see what my GF put up with. So I did a sort of "neck-stand" with my back propped up against a wall so I could jerk-off while upside down.

There was nothing erotic about it. Each time I neared climax I'd start to lose my balance and my knees would flail to one side or the other and my legs started kicking to either side to keep from falling over. Meanwhile my free arm would thump around the ground and wall in desperation. At times I was flopping from side to side like a pair of palm trees in a hurricane.

In the end I did manage to climax and get most on my face and mouth. It wasn't as fun as I had hoped. My cum certainly tasted better when it was from my GF's mouth and lips. My neck was sore for the next 3 days.

Let's hear your own jerkoff stunt(s) ... (extra points if your jerkoff stunt sent you to the nearest Emergency Department ...)

06-26-2006, 08:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
longbough Soylent Green is people. Location: Northern California	Your most stupid, dangerous and/or funny jerkoff stunt As it says: What's your most stupid, dangerous and/or funny jerkoff stunt? You know how it goes ... you've got some private jerkoff time to yourself ... so you get some wacky idea to try something ... different. Maybe it's dangerous ... and probably stupid ... but you do it anyway .... Years ago I wanted to see if I could cum into my own mouth. I kinda wanted to see what my GF put up with. So I did a sort of "neck-stand" with my back propped up against a wall so I could jerk-off while upside down. There was nothing erotic about it. Each time I neared climax I'd start to lose my balance and my knees would flail to one side or the other and my legs started kicking to either side to keep from falling over. Meanwhile my free arm would thump around the ground and wall in desperation. At times I was flopping from side to side like a pair of palm trees in a hurricane. In the end I did manage to climax and get most on my face and mouth. It wasn't as fun as I had hoped. My cum certainly tasted better when it was from my GF's mouth and lips. My neck was sore for the next 3 days. Let's hear your own jerkoff stunt(s) ... (extra points if your jerkoff stunt sent you to the nearest Emergency Department ...) Last edited by longbough; 06-26-2006 at 08:45 PM..