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BigBen · 06-22-2006, 08:00 AM

Whales are cute. They have those big eyes, they are sleek and graceful, they sing songs.

I want to save the endangered Guatemalan Tree Slug. You too can help this animal by going to the Guatemalan rain forest and picking up Tree Slugs and putting them in a basket. You see, it takes several years for mating pairs to get together, due to their slow speed. By trapping them in baskets and then releasing them in a pile at night, you help the breeding population immensely.

Of course, that would take effort and money to save an ugly animal. Not as sexy as whales.

Oh, and to all those posters who say that healthy populations should be open for hunting, I ask this: What about over-population? In that case, there should be an open season on humans... Killing a few billion of us would help the environment more than saving whales. Or any other endangered species.

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Whales are cute. They have those big eyes, they are sleek and graceful, they sing songs. I want to save the endangered Guatemalan Tree Slug. You too can help this animal by going to the Guatemalan rain forest and picking up Tree Slugs and putting them in a basket. You see, it takes several years for mating pairs to get together, due to their slow speed. By trapping them in baskets and then releasing them in a pile at night, you help the breeding population immensely. Of course, that would take effort and money to save an ugly animal. Not as sexy as whales. Oh, and to all those posters who say that healthy populations should be open for hunting, I ask this: What about over-population? In that case, there should be an open season on humans... Killing a few billion of us would help the environment more than saving whales. Or any other endangered species. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.