I went online and found some funny shirts at
www.phatrags.com
I wore a blue shirt last night that said "My Pen Is Huge" and it has a picture of a big pen. I love it. It captures my sense of humour.
Today I am wearing a olive drab hemp t-shirt. I got it in Winnipeg about 5 years ago. The guy said that the more you wear it and wash it, the softer and warmer it gets. He is right. I am looking for more hemp clothes, but unfortunately this place is the capital of Redneck Central Administration, and as such I will have to look pretty hard.