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A couple of things come to mind....
When I was 13. The church I was going to was remodeling and was holding their service in a school. One week I got up in the middle of the service to go to the bathroom. Nobody was around. The next week I did the same thing, this time I ventured into the kitchen. I saw the money from the offering and grabbed a handful. I think it was about thirty dollars and a few checks. The next week I went to do the same, but their was three or four guys hanging around the area. Following week same thing. Figured they knew, so never tried again.
On my first deployemnt in the Navy, on our second port call we went to Palma De Mallorca, Spain. Stoped into a strip joint, yeah right. Girl sat down to ask me to buy her a drink. grab my leg and worked them magical digits up and up and up. Horny as shit she asked me to fuck. I convinced myself that a BJ would not be as bad. I felt like shit it was over, first and last time I cheated on my wife or any future woman that I will have a relationship with.
'Bout five years ago when my daughter was four. She either did something or said something that really pissed me off. I smacked her, and gave her a bloody lip. Never did that again.
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Her juju beads are so nice
She kissed my third cousin twice
Im the king of pomona
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