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*"ambush the Avon cosmetics lady as she got out of her car on her neighborhood rounds."*
For this alone he deserves a medal! He stops solicitation cold!
*"Janet Kettman, one of Lewis victims, has previous said she and her neighbors on Sunset Circle are always looking over their shoulders in fear the stalker will strike again.
"He attacks from the back," Kettman said. "You never see it coming. He has six toes on every foot, which constitutes a very formidable weapon."
"He will not retreat," Kettman said. "His mouth is open and his tail is swishing."
"Also, he gives out mixed signals," Kettman continued. "He would sidle against you and purr. You bend down to pet him and he'd attack you.""*
Perhaps Mr. Kitty could get a job with the military? Tip their claws in something lethal and let them into an enemy camp... Oh what a nice little OW OW OW why you evil little *thunk*..... sounds like a plan to me!
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