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Ben to Boyfriend: Do you really want to know why I stopped hanging around with her?
Boyfriend: Oh, why couldn't you treasure her friendship blah blah blah blah blah
Ben: Because I wanted to insert my penis into her vagina. She played me, and DID NOT MENTION YOU AS A BOYFRIEND. Ergo, I think she is playing YOU too.
Boyfriend: Oh. I wrote you that e-mail so that you could patch things up with her so that she would stop being such a whining bitch. All I want is for her to stop complaining and for me to insert my penis into her vagina. Are you saying she is a psycho crazy man-eater?
Ben: Yes.
Dude, what the fuck is her boyfriend trying to do? He thinks you guys have damaged a great friendship. YOU NEED TO SET HIM STRAIGHT.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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