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Originally Posted by Derwood
Simple solution: Outlaw motorcycles 
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Cars have accidents, outlaw cars.
Children fall off of bicycles, outlaw children.
People stub their toes on furniture on the way to the bathroom in themiddle of thenight, outlaw bathrooms - or the middle of the night... your choice.

People take the info given on afternoon talk shows seriously, outlaw people.
Decaf coffee makes me cranky, outlaw me.
People get divorced, outlaw romance...