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Ultraviolet Unrated... horrible. Special effects were awful, plot was stupid and predictable. And I'm fairly tolerant. 2/10.

Attack the Gas Station... disappointing. I knew it was pop-culture based when I got it, but it wasn't all that great. Wonderfully over-acted, though, and that was partially the point. The movie just kind of wandered around, though. 6/10.

Everything is Illuminated... loved it. Even though Elijah Wood has eerily perfect skin and hair in this one, he was perfect for the role. I loved that half of the dialogue was in Ukranian/Russian (never did figure out which) and there were no subtitles, it was perfect and you could understand what was going on. I typically do not enjoy movies based on the Holocaust, but this one was so quirky that I couldn't help but love it. "The girls want to get carnal with me because I am a premium dancer... like Michael Jackson." The rest of the cast I'd never seen before, but they were amazing. 9.5/10... for the slip up in the last scene on the train with Wood... he had four zits that weren't present in the rest of the movie. Blew the continuity of the ending for me because it clearly wasn't filmed at the same time.

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