xepherys

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glass is so
cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

Then Dick Cheney, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his shotgun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass.

He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans
and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same
ones twice."