Don't they have to screen people for jury duty? Like, have you sit down with both lawyers and they ask you questions to see if they approve of your impartiality towards the case? I know that's how it works here in NC.
If they do that, just tell them what they don't wanna hear.
"Do you believe in the death penalty sir?"
"Yes and I fully support death by firing squad"
"Who, would you say, is the greatest man who ever lived?"
"Hitler"
Those kinda things will gaurentee you'll not be on a jury
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