The fleshlight is a masterbation tool-
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/index1.php
Martel has a masterbation "friend" I bought him for christmas- made of really soft gooey plastic, shaped like a woman (he finds this hilarious). He really really likes it for when I give him handjobs, but it's not his usual masterbation tool- that's why God gave us hands! He says it feels really really good tho- really soft and with a lot of indirect stimulation all over his penis. Plus it makes giving a handjob a LOT easier.
And enough mud slinging
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She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
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