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Originally Posted by amire
Oh, man, don't forget Albuquerque!
"So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel"
Goood times.
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You know... Albuquerque isn't an original. It is a parody of "Dick's Automotive" by the Rugburns. Seriously, it kinda freaked me out when I heard it. Just as weird, but the song is disturbing rather than funny. Check it out, it's the second song in the podcast
Freakin Funny Music-Episode 7. Still don't believe me? Here's a lyric sample:
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John applied for a job at Dick's Automotive and Dick came to the door and he said, ";Tell me Johnny boy. Can you rotate the tires on a '72 Subaru?"; He said, ";No."; ";Well then, can you change the oil in a '76 Pinto?"; He said, ";No."; ";Well can you rebuild a holly four-barrelled carburetor on a '69 Camaro with a big 'ol hearse shift rod?"; And he said, ";Um, no."; ";Do you have a girlfriend with long, red, curly hair. Creamy, milk-white thighs. Big full lips. Biceps like Henry Rollings? And can she just scream like a hyena in the summer?"; And he said, ";Yes."; And Dick said, ";Boy, then you're hired.";
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