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Mrs. Hat and I have been married 11 years and 50 weeks and we're both in our late 30s. Used to be we'd make the beast with two backs nightly except when her aunt Flo was visiting, and that was still good for about 3 sex-like acts a week.
These days, we're sharing space with two insomniac chaos elementals cleverly disguised as small girls. This means that the oportunities for becoming horizontal and superimposed are limited to when the spawn are engrossed in a video, or after they hit the sack.
What with Mrs. Hat's pedagogical career, waiting for the kids to slumber tends to be a perscription for faux necrophilia. (She wakes up with the birds, and toddles off to the land of Nod with the sun.) I'd say the average sexage is about weekly, but it certainly goes in cycles. Some weeks it's nightly or more, and some weeks it's zippo.
(Given my druthers, it'd be thrice daily at a minimum: once to wake, once to sleep, and once to try something new. Then again, I'm a bit sex-pated.)
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