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I'd be happy to do something I'm good at for the military, but I can't run worth shit and my allergies are terrible 24/7 so I'm constantly sick. Armed service just wouldn't be the right direction for me.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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