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Two unrelated jokes
A bear walks into a bar. He steps up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Can I get a rum..................................and coke?"
The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The bear says, "I've had them since birth."
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What did the Sith Lord say to the doppleganger in its natural form?
"I find your lack of face disturbing"
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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