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Old 06-03-2006, 10:30 AM   #89 (permalink)
Esen
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Vodka, I was 13
My cousin Mike, his friend Joe and I were at my dads apartment and my dad was out,
He had an almost full bottle of Vodka on the bar.
My Cousin Mike told me to deikn some SO I did, he said I didnt drink any, SO I drank more this kept on happening and I wound up drinking a good third of the bottle.

Him and his friend took me out walking and they found a large refridgerator box, they put me in it in the middle of Central ave in Glendale Queens.

I looked out from the box and went back into the box when I saw all the cars whizzing by. it was scary as hell and my cousin and his friend Joe were laughing on the side walk, just go crazy with laughter,

They got me back to my house where I threw up,
They strpped off my clothes and threw me i the shower, I threw up from both ends in the shower and got out.

They forced me to clean up the bath tub, I was practicly passed out by this time. but I did it,

They put me into bed.

Later on in the night My parents came home and I was asleep.

The next morning my step monstor was taking a shower and well. I didn't clean the showrer as well as I thought becasue my step monstor wound up standing in a big puddle of shit and vomit becasue a lot of it wound up under the slip map and when the tub started filling up wiith water it floated from under the mat to around her ankles.

My parents asked me what happened and I told them I had a virus.
My dad didn t buy it, He sent me to school and my step monstor grounded me.

It really sucked.

My cousin was a total asshole to put my gullible ass into that situation.

at least now we can laugh about it.
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