My favorite television drinking game is anytime that I'm channel surfing, and I come accross a baseball game involving at least one team that I remotely give a crap about, immediately stop surfing, run to 'fridge and grab a couple of cold beers.
Yeah...that's pretty much it. Simple rules for simple minds.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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