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I have a question: are there any limitations to maintaining your manliness during masterbation? Are you allowed to tie yourself up and slap yourself around a little bit?
For the record, if I don't keep my fluid levels on an even keel, a cross eyed hunchback with a grapefruit-sized goiter and a worm-infested wooden leg would start looking good to me. It's really in the best interests of the community that I take care of my manly business on a regular schedule.
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why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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