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rsl12 · 06-01-2006, 08:52 PM

With all due respect to ace, I don't mean to make fun of you--If it's a joke, I want to laugh with you. If it's not a joke, then you have my complete sympathy. But I'm completely confused what the situation is, and whether the appropriate response is to laugh or console.

cookmo says it would be more seriously taken if it had been the other way around. I disagree. To wit:

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My wife bought something called "Bacon". I pretty much love bagels, she knows it, and I thought "Bacon" was some kind of bagel confection, maybe a filling. I toasted some in a skillet and ate a slice before I realized that "Bacon" tastes like meat!

I read the label, they are some kind of pig product. There was nothing close to flour or wheat product listed on the ingredients list. We have been married for over 10 years and I have never, absolutly never gave my wife any indication that I was dissatisfied with bagels, now she's buying "Bacon".

I looked through the rest of the refrigerator and I saw something called "Breakfast Sausage". this was odd, as we never had "sausage" with breakfast before. I read the package and again-meat. Why would anyone want breakfast with meat?

I think she is having an affair.

06-01-2006, 08:52 PM	#70 (permalink)
rsl12 On the lam Location: northern va	With all due respect to ace, I don't mean to make fun of you--If it's a joke, I want to laugh with you. If it's not a joke, then you have my complete sympathy. But I'm completely confused what the situation is, and whether the appropriate response is to laugh or console. cookmo says it would be more seriously taken if it had been the other way around. I disagree. To wit: ---- My wife bought something called "Bacon". I pretty much love bagels, she knows it, and I thought "Bacon" was some kind of bagel confection, maybe a filling. I toasted some in a skillet and ate a slice before I realized that "Bacon" tastes like meat! I read the label, they are some kind of pig product. There was nothing close to flour or wheat product listed on the ingredients list. We have been married for over 10 years and I have never, absolutly never gave my wife any indication that I was dissatisfied with bagels, now she's buying "Bacon". I looked through the rest of the refrigerator and I saw something called "Breakfast Sausage". this was odd, as we never had "sausage" with breakfast before. I read the package and again-meat. Why would anyone want breakfast with meat? I think she is having an affair. __________________ oh baby oh baby, i like gravy. Last edited by rsl12; 06-01-2006 at 08:57 PM..