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Originally Posted by Poppinjay
But... This isn't sex we're talking about (or is it?).
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Have you ever really watched a woman eat "real" chocalote icecream, perhaps with hot fudge? They tend to eat it slowly cherishing the flavor in each and every bite. You can see the pleasure in their eyes and in their expression. It certainly seems like she is having a sexual experience to me.
Here is what I want you to do this Saturday:
1. Send the kids to grandmom's for a sleep over.
2. Dress nice, take your wife to the best steakhouse in your area - One with real table cloths, real glasses, real silverware, one with real dark deep colored walls, dimly lit with real candles.
3. Order a filet mignon (wrapped in bacon if you feel risky), baked potato, and a nice glass of wine. talk about anything accept work, kids, family and sports.
4. If your wife is like mine, she won't order dessert. You take the initiative. Order- real icecream over a chocolate brownie, covered with hot fudge, whipped cream, with one of those red cherries on top. Ask for two spoons.
5. Make sure the dessert is in the middle of the table, and offer to share. She will play coy at first and decline the offer. You proceed to eat. Start talking about something that doesn't require much focus on her part, then insist that she take a bite. Then - sit back, relax and enjoy. She will probably only eat two or three spoon fulls. But it will be worth it. (This won't work with with the stuff they call "icecream" at Dairy Queen. Let her eat the cherry, make sure it has a stem.
6. Take a casual walk after dinner. Enjoy the stars, cool evening air, etc.
7. Go home and make love into the early morning hours.
That - is what "real" is all about, its about relaxing, enjoying the moment, pleasure leading to more pleasure. You don't have to eat 2 pounds of meat, or a tub of icecream, a few Saturday nights like that certainly is not bad for your health.
What would your "rabbit" food equivalent be?