maleficent

I was looking for something else, and stumbled into this - and I've been giggling for like 15 minutes.. back when I was in college, the Love Boat drinking game was the game of choice... the times they have changed...

I now give you...

the Rachel Ray Drinking Game... wanna get sloshed in 30 minutes or less?

Sayings:
1 drink "EVOO"
1 drink "Sammie"
1 drink "Healthful"
2 drinks "Stoup"
2 drinks "GB"
2 drinks "Spoonula"
3 drinks "Fry-o-lator"
+1 drink any of the above followed by an explanation of what it stands for, thus making the abbreviation useless
+1 drink any of the above nouns used as a verb (e.g. "I'm just gonna GB this")
1 drink "Yummo"
2 drinks any exotic variant of Yummo, like "Yummilicious" or "Yummerific"
1 drink "Delish!"
1 drink "Awesome"
1 drink "Beautiful!"
2 drinks "Shimmy shake"
1 drink "How _____ is that?"
1 drink "I'm all about _____"
2 drinks "Some of that action"
2 drinks "Daddy"
whole drink creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviation

Presentation:
1 drink repeats herself
2 drinks talks for so long without taking a breath that she nearly runs out of air
2 drinks makes an awkward, spastic gesture with her arm
2 drinks voice cracks
2 drinks forces a laugh at something not funny
2 drinks tells a lame anecdote about her family
2 drinks mispronounces "foreign" words such as "paprika" or "tapas"
3 drinks is visibly flustered

Cooking:
2 drinks comes back from refrigerator carrying too many ingredients
3 drinks drops something on her way back
4 drinks drops something, laughs, and says something like "potato overboard!" new!
whole drink the thing she drops is a knife! new!
1 drink fails to provide a measurement and tells you to "eyeball it"
2 drinks provides an obviously wrong measurement, e.g. "about a tablespoon" while she dumps in a half-cup of something
2 drinks uses a "secret ingredient"
3 drinks the "secret ingredient" is nutmeg
1 drink mentions "the thing that makes you go Hmmm"
3 drinks "the thing that makes you go Hmmm" is nutmeg
2 drinks creates a "healthful" meal that clearly contains over 50g of fat
2 drinks does way more work than is humanly possible during a commercial break new!
3 drinks makes a "gourmet" dish out of cheap ingredients (e.g. Tiramisu with nilla wafers and whipped cream)
2 drinks expresses how good something tastes while she's still lifting the fork to her mouth
2 drinks takes such a big mouthful of something it takes several seconds before she can talk again
3 drinks ruins something and tries to play it off as no big deal

Travelling:
2 drinks leaves a crappy tip
2 drinks shoves her nose in something to smell it
2 drinks claims a dessert by itself is somehow a legitimate lunch or dinner
3 drinks wears anything midriff-revealing


Got any of your own television drinking games? Surely there has to be more than just this... make television fun again...

**Disclaimer - the poster of this game, encourages responsible drinking...

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