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One time, when I was delivering pizzas, I delivered one to a lady who answered the door wearing nothing but her robe. She told me that her husband had all the money, and that she couldn't pay for the pizza. She then dropped her robe to the floor and asked me if what she had there would be enough to cover it.
Wait...oh man...that was just a porno that I was watching last night.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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