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Old 05-31-2006, 03:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
AlCap0wn
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I definitely get more sexual thoughts/dreams/random boners if it's been awhile since I last laid some pipe. About six months ago, I was going through a dry spell, and as a result was springing a chubby pretty much whenever the wind shifted. Talk about an uncomfortable situation at work.

However, it did have an upside - a visiting vendor from out of town had sent a female representative. An attractive, late-20s Chinese lady, who was having a marital dispute.

Score one for the home team.

And before anyone says it, I'm aware that I'm an asshole. I'm comfortable with that.
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Just ask her why the hell she got rid of all the meat... and then tell her you'd rather die young with a cheeseburger in your hand and a smile on your face than old with a grimace and a refrigerator full of rabbit food.
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