redrum

what she says vs. what she means


· We need. = I want.

· It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

· Do what you want? = You'll pay for this later!

· We need to talk. = I need to complain

· Sure... go ahead. = I don't want you to.

· I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you retard.

· You're look very manly. = You need a shave and you smell.

· You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

· I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = It's my period.

· Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I feel fat.

· This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new apartment.

· I want new curtains... = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

· I need wedding shoes. = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white

· Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!

· I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.

· Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

· How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

· I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

· Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

· You have to learn to communicate. = You have to learn to agree with me.

· Are you listening to me!? = (When you hear this it's too late. You're dead!)

· Yes. = No.

· No. = No.

· Maybe. = No.

· I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

· I'm not yelling! = Yes I'm yelling, because this is important.


In answer to "What's wrong?"

· The same old thing. = You.

· Nothing. = Everything.

· Everything. = My PMS is acting up.

· Nothing, really. = I hate you!

· I don't want to talk about it. = I'm not ready to yell at you yet.