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Old 05-28-2006, 08:37 AM   #52 (permalink)
billege
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Originally Posted by mtsgsd
The first time I was married I was 26 and working at a store with a lot of retired people doing part time. Several of the old men shared the "bean theory" with me before I was married and it is too true.

Place a bean in a jar every time you have sex with her before you are married. After you marry, take one out every time you have sex with her. You will never empty the jar.
I can only tell you I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt becuase I'm seeing the truth to this statement.

Married 2.5 years, she's 26 I'm 27.

We're currently at a once (barley) a week, and it's boring as hell. Fuck if I know the reasons.

I fondly remember oral sex. That was fun.

There's this bell curve that seems to peak before marriage...

Thing is, I don't get understand the reasons at all.
If you asked me, I'd say we're pretty darn happy with each other, and still as in love, if not more so than when we got married.

She's supportive and wonderful, and she says awfully nice things to me too. Far as I can tell, we should be naked a lot more often.
But we're not, and it sucks. Very frustrating.
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