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It is painfully obvious that she is having an affair, and it is most likely a former college softball player with very short hair who drives a mini-SUV. You'll need to hack into the DMV computer system in your state and get a printout of everyone with a registered Honda RAV. Start at the nail salon, and begin a circular, sweeping search pattern of all the names and addresses on your list. Approach these individuals discretely, asking for directions to the local library, Home Depot, or brothel, something that won't elicit vigilance. The first one you encounter with tofu breath and buffed nails is your nemesis, and must be destroyed.
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why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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