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Hail Citizen!
I fear you are in grave danger.
Clearly your wife has been replaced by a simulacrum.
Look under the bed or in the back of the closet for the leathery husk of a discarded pod of unknown origin.
I bet meat is poisonous to her alien physiology.
Put a steak under the sheets and see what happens.
Good luck and whatever you do DO NOT talk to your wife.
She will only confuse you with unlikely explanations.
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