So, does anyone have any hilarious, ridiculous, or just downright silly stories about either going door to door or having someone come to your door?
Share them!
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Perhaps this is just incredibly hilarious simply because I know the guys, but...
My roomate finally got to sleep around 6:00 am this morning, and was fairly intoxicated. In my life, I don't believe I have ever come across anyone more mild mannered, kind, and easy going - which is important, because this was totally out of character for him.
Apparently, around 8:00ish someone came to our door and continually alternated between knocking and ringing our doorbell. With our vehicles here, it was rather obvious that someone was home, and apparently this person was determined to get someone to answer.
Anyway, my roomate walks down the stairs and opens the door in his boxers. There stands a Jehovah's Witness, who promply launches into some deal about how a convention is coming up soon and blah, blah blah.... At the same time, he hands my roomate a flyer with whatever pertinent information listed on it.
My roomate stares at him in disbelief, and after a moment says
"Are you Serious?!?"
He then reached out slapped the pile of flyers from the fellow's hand, causing them to fall to the ground. He promply closed the door, and that was that.
Although I don't necessarily agree with what my roomate did, it was absolute comedic gold.
Later, when he was a bit more awake, the following statements were made by him....
"Oh, Man.... I'm gonna go to Jehovah Hell..."
*reflective pause*
"That sucks...."
*reflective pause*
"I think I'm gonna go to McDonald's"