Charlatan

I call my son, Monkey or Monkey Boy. I have also been known to call him Freakazoid (and even sing the theme song to the animated series of the same name).

I call my daughter, Z (pronounced Zee like they do in the US) or ZZ. I have also called her baby from time to time.


My wife calls my son, Stinky, Stink or sometimes Stinkman.

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