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How about I've made it a policy of mine to say something really stupid every time I have sex this summer just to see the reaction. The last time I remember (the last time I had sex, I was so drunk I have no recollection of ever doing it) having sex, any time she would say something, I'd ask her to repeat it:
Her: "Oh, God, that's good"
Me: "Huh?"
Her: "I said, that's good."
Me: "What?"
You could imagine the frustration. For those who haven't assumed so already, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm just an intermediate pick-up artist.
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