Man, I dunno. I'm with you that I never saw cellies as actually taking a plane down. I'm also with you that a plane full of people on cell phones would be similar to visiting hell. I like to sit back, and try to relax. I'd have to personally insert phones in other people's rectums should this come to pass. Or somthing.
I mean, man, it's bad when you're in the terminal waiting, and someone is just so important they have to talk the entire time. Then you get on, and they won't shut it off until they're made to. Then the SECOND they let you turn them back on...you guessed it: "OKAY WE'RE HERE. NO, I'M STILL ON THE PLANE...WHAT? NO. I'M STILL ON THE PLANE. YEAH WE'LL DO EXACTLY AS WE PLANNED AND I'LL MEET YOU AT HOME. NO, AT HOME. HOME, I SAID AT HOME. OKAY LOVE YOU TOO, BYE."
The whole volume thing sucks in such an enclosed space. Damn. I'm bringing a hogtie on a plane if they make cells good to go the entire flight.
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