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I thought the Lady Astor / Winston Churchill thing went like this:
"Would you have sex with me for a million pounds?"
"I would, sir..."
"Would you have sex with me for a haypenny?"
*Lady Astor strikes Winston Churchill* "What type of woman do you take me for?!!?!"
"Madam, the type of woman you are is no longer under discussion. I am merely wagering on the price...."
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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