Me: So you put Icy-Hot on your cock?
Alex: Yeah.
Me: Why?
Alex: I don't know. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Me: So, did it hurt?
Alex: Oh....yeah, I couldn't walk right for a day. Don't ever do it.
Me: Good to know...
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