Last year, got drunk, but, I'm only 17.
Not only did I get drunk, but, I got slobbering drunk. In front of my parents.
I couldn't fucking keep my head up right...
One of the upsides to being a total and utter jackass all the time?
Your parents can't tell the difference between wasted and a goofy mood.
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