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If you're going to get drunk at a friends place for new years
waking up with your pants around your ankles on the floor
driving 45 minutes to home while possibly having the worst case of alcohol poisoning you've ever had
getting home around noon, greeting your parents, trying to stay balanced
attempting to look completely normal while telling them you were absolutely positively extrememely responsible the night before
Don't be wearing a checkered shirt. The large amount of dried vomit blends right on in, far too well.
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