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Okay, so I usually masturbated maybe once a day, on a regular basis. At some point I get myself a new girlfriend, and she's totally awesome.
For some reason I just stop masturbating. I just didn't feel like it anymore. And since my girlfriend and I weren't doing sexual stuff yet, this meant I wasn't getting any orgasms, but I didn't really care.
Fast forward a week or so, and I feel pretty good about not having masturbated in such a long time. One night I decide, oh hell, it's about time I masturbate again, and that's what I do.
There I was thinking that it was going to feel very good. WRONG. When I come I usually don't squirt my stuff very far or in unexpected directions, so I was totally unprepared.
This time however, I FUCKING EXPLODED all over fucking EVERYTHING, and it HURT.
Yes, that's right, I came so hard IT HURT. And on top of that, I had to clean all that shit up.
I'm just glad I didn't wait for my girlfriend to get me off. Man, imagine the disaster if I had exploded like that in her face.
So fuck that, I'm gonna masturbate on a regular basis again.
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