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Holding up his first two fingers, he proclaimed, "Dood, I just got laid. Smell my fingers." My roommate responsed by going to the bathroom and give the idiot a few minutes to forget the conversation. He then brought the subject up again with, "Yeah, I got laid too. Smell MY fingers." Said idiot did just that and had the smell of butthole wiped neatly across his upper lip.
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