her: THE ONLY REASON YOU COME OVER HERE IS TO EAT MY FOOD AND DO YOUR LAUNDRY!
me: IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL, I'LL FINISH THIS CHEESEBURGER, GET MY LAUNDRY AND GO!
damn, i forgot to fuck her one last time.
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