I had a coworker who was the most passive geek in the world, and over two months time I turned him into Psycho Stalker Guy. I just kept telling him the girl at the deli downstairs really really had the hots for him but was too shy to make a move or acknowledge her feelings. Emboldened by false knowledge, he went there three, four times a day to talk to her. She eventually got a restraining order against him after he followed her car to her apartment and demanded a kiss, for her own self-denying good.
I felt like a god.
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