so my boyfriend tells me that the reason we never have sex anymore is because he jacks off too much. i'm sure, subconsciously, this is doing wonders for my self esteem.
I've lost a little weight over the past few months (which puts me at a size 10-12 for those of you trying to build a mental image of me, about a 14 before that).
There's no particular reason for it, basically I eat pretty well, not such large meals I guess.
I've also been smoking a lot more weed.
So when people ask me why I've lost weight, I'm very tempted to say I decreased my food intake and increased my illicit drug intake, but I don't think it'd go down too well with most...
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