| I had an epiphany the other day. I realized that I am dating the perfect girl.
 She walked in on me beating off, calmly said "If you wash that lotion off I'll finish it for you," and got undressed.
 
 Yep, she's a keeper.
 
				__________________"Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim
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